Raunchy Awards

There are so many other things I could write about, but have run out of time... so I decided to recognize these pop culture icons by giving out Raunchy awards. I'm sure I would make Ariel Levy proud! :)

The nominees for Raunchiest Christmas Song are:
Merry Christmas Baby by Christina Aguilera
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt

And the Raunchy goes to.....


The nominees for Raunchiest TV Show are:
The Bad Girls Club
The Girls Next Door
The Bachelor

(Notice how they are all reality TV...hmmm
And the Raunchy goes to.....


The nominees for Raunchiest Movie are:
Wild Things
The Girl Next Door
Austin Powers (any of the three)

And the Raunchy goes to.....


The nominees for Raunchiest Song are:
Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls
I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry
I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears

And the Raunchy goes to.....


I feel like this one needs some explanation. It's actually more mild than the other two, but I really feel like it is the epitome of raunch culture. Girls hear it at parties, and feel the need to put on a show, just like Ariel Levy states so many times.